{"id":5578,"date":"2022-01-22T09:45:23","date_gmt":"2022-01-22T08:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sceaux-lagazette.fr\/?p=5578"},"modified":"2022-01-21T10:30:32","modified_gmt":"2022-01-21T09:30:32","slug":"humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sceaux-lagazette.fr\/index.php\/2022\/01\/22\/humour\/","title":{"rendered":"Blague dans le coin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Picor\u00e9 sur le oueb ce dernier communiqu\u00e9 d&rsquo;Olivier\u00a0V\u00e9ran\u00a0: Plusieurs\u00a0variants ont\u00a0\u00e9t\u00e9\u00a0d\u00e9tect\u00e9s\u00a0simultan\u00e9ment ; il faut s&rsquo;y pr\u00e9parer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Le variant Travolta donne toujours de la fi\u00e8vre, mais seulement le samedi soir.<\/li><li>Le variant Suisse reste neutre, quel que soit le test PCR, antig\u00e9nique ou s\u00e9rologique.<\/li><li>Pour le variant Bordelais, pas de souci on a les M\u00e9doc.<\/li><li>Le variant Normand est difficile \u00e0 pr\u00e9voir : \u00ab\u00a0P&rsquo;t\u00eat ben qu&rsquo;oui, p&rsquo;t\u00eat ben qu&rsquo;non\u00a0\u00bb.<\/li><li>Le variant Belge serait redoutable, \u00e7a finit g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement par une mise en bi\u00e8re.<\/li><li>Ne craignez plus le variant Chinois, il est cantonn\u00e9.<\/li><li>Par contre, le variant SNCF arrivera plus tard que pr\u00e9vu.<\/li><li>Contrairement aux apparences, le variant du B\u00e9nin serait grave voire dangereux.<\/li><li>En ce qui concerne le variant Italien, vous en prenez pour Milan.<\/li><li>De son c\u00f4t\u00e9, le variant Ecossais se tient \u00e0 carreau.<\/li><li>Apparemment, avec le variant Japonais, il y a du sushi \u00e0 se faire.<\/li><li>On parle de l&rsquo;\u00e9mergence d&rsquo;un variant Colombien, mais il semblerait que ce soit de la poudre aux yeux.<\/li><li>S&rsquo;agissant du variant Moscovite, c&rsquo;est un m\u00e9chant virusse.<\/li><li>Pour sa part, le variant Corse s&rsquo;attaque au bouleau puisqu\u2019il est transmis par l&rsquo;\u00e9corce.<\/li><li>Le premier sympt\u00f4me du variant Breton, c&rsquo;est quand on commence \u00e0 entendre le loup, le renard et la belette chanter.<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Picor\u00e9 sur le oueb ce dernier communiqu\u00e9 d&rsquo;Olivier\u00a0V\u00e9ran\u00a0: Plusieurs\u00a0variants ont\u00a0\u00e9t\u00e9\u00a0d\u00e9tect\u00e9s\u00a0simultan\u00e9ment ; il faut s&rsquo;y pr\u00e9parer. 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