{"id":1181,"date":"2020-06-06T13:02:17","date_gmt":"2020-06-06T11:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sceaux-lagazette.fr\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2020-06-06T15:10:45","modified_gmt":"2020-06-06T13:10:45","slug":"cannes-landalousie-et-les-detergents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sceaux-lagazette.fr\/index.php\/2020\/06\/06\/cannes-landalousie-et-les-detergents\/","title":{"rendered":"Cannes, l’Andalousie et les d\u00e9tergents"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Il est de la responsabilit\u00e9 de notre vigoureuse gazette de suivre l’actualit\u00e9 au plus pr\u00e8s, surtout quand elle d\u00e9fie le sens commun. C’est une histoire de concours entre des mages et des pythonisses, des voyants en quelque sorte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

On avait vu un t\u00e9l\u00e9-\u00e9vang\u00e9liste am\u00e9ricain r\u00e9aliser \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9 un exorcisme pour chasser la covid des U.S.A. Apr\u00e8s coup, on peut croire qu’il a manqu\u00e9 d\u2019efficacit\u00e9. Mais il a lev\u00e9 la main droite et a jur\u00e9 de dire la v\u00e9rit\u00e9, toute la v\u00e9rit\u00e9, rien que la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 : https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OSIrQBGfUtw<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au Sri-Lanka, on a pu voir un exercice dans la m\u00eame veine, avec des bouddhistes prenant un h\u00e9licopt\u00e8re pour asperger la capitale d\u2019eau b\u00e9nite. Plusieurs mathusalems (6 litres, voir note bas de page) ont d\u00fb \u00eatre embarqu\u00e9s pour prot\u00e9ger les citadins : https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bqgG3iTzX0c&feature=youtu.be<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ces proph\u00e8tes auraient-ils donn\u00e9 des id\u00e9es \u00e0 des \u00e9diles responsables municipaux, ici, chez nous, en Europe? Un concours de l\u2019id\u00e9e la plus… certains diront d\u00e9bile, d’autres diront surr\u00e9aliste… a-t-il \u00e9t\u00e9 ouvert en secret ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En tous cas, la s\u00e9lection du meilleur entre la mairie de Zahara en Andalousie et celle de Cannes est une t\u00e2che difficile, \u00e0 laquelle votre contribution est vivement sollicit\u00e9e.\u00a0
La premi\u00e8re a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de d\u00e9sinfecter ses plages \u00e0 l\u2019eau de javel. C’est ici. Vous verrez, ce n’est pas du flan. https:\/\/www.lci.fr\/international\/coronavirus-en-espagne-une-plage-nettoyee-a-l-eau-de-javel-a-zahara-de-los-atunes-2152587.html<\/a>
La seconde a sans doute jug\u00e9 qu\u2019une telle mesure \u00e9tait polluante (elle d\u00e9clare vouloir pr\u00e9server la diversit\u00e9) et donc fait le choix de l\u2019eau oxyg\u00e9n\u00e9e. Les cam\u00e9ras ont suivi l’affaire. https:\/\/twitter.com\/villecannes\/status\/1266313431646339073<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Juste deux courts rappels. 1) les plages en question sont interdites \u00e0 la fr\u00e9quentation depuis deux mois. 2) le soleil d\u00e9sactive le virus en quelques minutes https:\/\/www.ledroit.com\/actualites\/covid-19\/le-coronavirus-se-degraderait-au-soleil-selon-une-etude-americaine-0cc7fcff2739691ee63a8e86e31e7ae2<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il va falloir faire preuve de beaucoup d\u2019imagination pour trouver plus fort : la barre est d\u00e9j\u00e0 tr\u00e8s haute !
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(Note) Chopine = 0,25 L; Fillette = 0,375 L; Bouteille = 0,75 L; Litre = 1 L; Magnum = 1,5 L; J\u00e9roboam = 3 L; R\u00e9hoboam = 4,5 L; Mathusalem = 6 L; Salmanazar = 9 L; Balthazar = 12 L; Nabuchodonozor = 15L<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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